Wives are funny creatures.
They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks
and then they want to kill the woman who does.
Pappu: Papa aap yahan?
Father: Bus beta ab 200-300 Rs ki cheez k liye teri maa k nakhre nahi sahe jate.
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A man was charged with Necrophilia (having sex with a dead woman).
The judge saidI havn't seen such disgusting case in 20 years. Can you give me one good reason why you did it?
Man: I can give 3 reasons.It's non of ur businessshe was my wife and I didn't know she was dead as she always acted like that.
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Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREAST?
Girl: Enough to help a Man's boneless thing stand up.
They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks
and then they want to kill the woman who does.
............ ......... ......... ......... .....
Pappu: Papa aap yahan?
Father: Bus beta ab 200-300 Rs ki cheez k liye teri maa k nakhre nahi sahe jate.
............ ......... ......... ......... .....
A man was charged with Necrophilia (having sex with a dead woman).
The judge saidI havn't seen such disgusting case in 20 years. Can you give me one good reason why you did it?
Man: I can give 3 reasons.It's non of ur businessshe was my wife and I didn't know she was dead as she always acted like that.
............ ......... ......... ......... .....
Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREAST?
Girl: Enough to help a Man's boneless thing stand up.
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